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    When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice Smil leguyley
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    Let's plant catnip in the garden they said. It prevents mosquitos they said. what could go wrong they said.
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    STAR WARS SKYNOSI You don't need manners when you're talking to a lower life form. Then I guess I don't need manners when I'm talking to you. BURN!!! That's my little girl.
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    A flask disguised as a sunscreen bottle For when your alcoholism is so bad you'd rather be known as someone who drinks sunscreen. STEALTH Flask HIDDEN PLAIN SIGHT Hawaiian Islands unscreen Lotion 30 SMOGGLE YOUlt OZE ALTH Flask HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT Inscreo Lotion CASY TO HIDU Wherever you O your flask GocS Concerts Sporting Events Cruises Hotel Pools Mestivals usement Golfine
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    *clicks the Facebook memories button* 2 Well, that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices.
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    ericvilas: just-shower-thoughts: Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats. Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats. Conclusion: Science was made for cats.
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    kate bush in 1985 after launching running up that hill 129 ENCHAI DER 1 I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet ENCHA U DER but your kids are gonna love it.
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    Joey @joeyglighr Regular back: -will hurt eventually -boring -stupid bones Backstreet's back: -alright 329K 2:52 PM - Nov 27, 2018 92.8K people are talking about this
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    Me people who don't like cats
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    Paige Kellerman @PaigeKellerman Me:*Gets pulled up on stage at a concert in my thirties* Lead Singer: Are you ready to rock? Me: Ok, so that was right in my ear.
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    Friend: Yeah, it sounds like you got a lot on your plate. Do you have plan? Me: What do you mean? This is the plan.
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    Me leaving the house without breakfast, dehydrated and on 4 hours of sleep
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    Bill Dixon @BillDixonish The nicer the house, the harder to find the kitchen trash can.
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    When the drugs kick in. 150
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    Sophia Benoit @1followernodad A bar whose whole gimmick is not playing loud music so people can hear each other and it's called Your 30s so they can say "welcome to Your 30s" ...
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    QUESTIONIBLE LIFE MyQuestionableLife @2questionable Welcome to your 30s, getting used to a new remote is now weirdly upsetting.
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    friend before date: act like you don't care me: ok [date] her: my dad died when i was 15 me: who gives a f ck HOBOC Я @dankmemesgang
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    BILL NYE THO @Bill Nye_tho I STRAIGHT UP HAVE NO IDEA HOW PORCUPINES F K EACH OTHER ReplyRetweet Favorite 2,977 1,331 RETWEETS FAVORITES Follow 10:07 PM-30 Aug 12-Embed this Tweet
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    Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
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    Think I finally get it. Here's someone "bussin with no cap"
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    When you get out the shower and gotta start getting ready but you just sit on the bed looking like this for 42 hours
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    Helão @NoEmmeG psychedelics are for ppl who are not. afraid of whats hidden in their deep memories and thoughts. thats not me.
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    When all the memes are talking about bussin, no cap, and fr fr. I don't know what any of this and I'm scared. is,
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    When you're having a bad day and someone says something nice to you
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    My only current hobby and passion is tracking packages
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    Mike Primavera @primawesome Please don't make me go hiking. I've done nothing wrong.
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    Jesse Case @jessecase If baseball really wanted to get exciting, they'd let a celebrity throw the LAST pitch. Bases loaded, here's Danny DeVito.
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    This tree is completely hollow inside but still totally alive. Wow. The Don @Jacked Yo Tweets Me too you ain't special
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    When old dudes smoke the new weed
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    PEOPLE LIVING A BEAUTIFUL MAJESTIC LIFE WHATEVER THE IT IS I'M DOING
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    shower sex hits different when the only thing you're fu <ing is crying IG:@murdah
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    Friends: You have such a calm and peaceful presence. What's your secret? Me: I'm just tired. Constantly. photos
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    Daniel @Mr_DrEsquire I literally only know two phone numbers. 911 and J.G. Wentworth's. 3:14 PM 04 Mar 21 Twitter for iPhone
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    Trevor Rogers @trevorgrogers Eight years ago I entered the local library's library card design contest not knowing it was for children and absolutely dominated. Then they made me accept the award at city hall with the kids I beat. 225 fullerton public library isitools CERA FULLERTON CITY HALL 03 W. COMMONWEALTH AVENUE LIBRARY PUBLIC FULLERTON

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